September 26, 2008

I'm Not That Girl

You know how some women shower every morning and heck, if they have something to do later in the day they shower again? Yeah, uhm, I'm not that girl.

You know how some women wash their hair every single day and blow dry it into a perfect coif? I'm not that girl.

You know how some women like to shave every other day, or sometimes, every day? Who has time to shave but only on special occassions- I'm not that girl!

You know how some women wouldn't be caught anywhere in public in their pj's? Bring on the jammies- I'm not that girl!

You know how some women like to make sure everything matches- the shoes match the bag; the eyeshadow matches the blouse, etc. Boring! I'm not that girl!

You know how some women like to make sure that their workout clothes look just so? I'll take Simple Guy's t-shirts and a wrinkled pair of sweatpants because I am not that girl!

You know how some women won't eat more than two bites of dessert because their salad was so big? Please pass my own piece of carrot cake because I am not that girl!

This post is in honor of Michelle and the confessions we made to each other this morning at the church office......and in honor of all you other ladies who may have read something above that sounds a bit familiar.

Oh, and if you ARE that girl.....it's all good!

2 comments:

A family in Iowa. said...

Yeah! You're back!! Oh how I've missed you! :)

michelle said...

haha!! amen, sister! :)